Up top on a pretty little mountain Fuck off all you people on the ground, ya..

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. —

H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via victoriousvocabulary)

This, a thousand times over. Do you have any idea how extremely hard it is to learn another language?

(via deafmuslimpunx)


what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th




jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers


Come at me, fuckboys!

Talking to An Ancient Bronze Dragon


Dragon: My name is *rattles off some 14 syllable monstrosity*

Party Fighter: Say Verix, aren’t you of Bronze descent?

Verix (party Sorc): …Granddad?

The nickname for the dragon stuck. 


the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister