H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via victoriousvocabulary)
This, a thousand times over. Do you have any idea how extremely hard it is to learn another language?
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
jack the ripper identified
*swat team descends on graveyard*
we fuckin got him now
i just lost 4 followers
Come at me, fuckboys!
Dragon: My name is *rattles off some 14 syllable monstrosity*
Party Fighter: Say Verix, aren’t you of Bronze descent?
Verix (party Sorc): …Granddad?
The nickname for the dragon stuck.
the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister