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Up top on a pretty little mountain Fuck off all you people on the ground, ya..

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

pyonkotchi:

Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

katyissuperawesome:

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls